My sister and I were talking about awesome places when suddenly:
Sister: If Pacheco [her boyfriend] took me to Disneyland (or World) and proposed to me, I’d have to say yes!
Sister: And then I’d have to marry him
Me: Well, you could say yes and then “change your mind”
Sister: No I couldn’t
Sister: Because that would show that he fuckin’ knows me
Me: *starts cracking up*
Sister: So don’t EVER fucking tell him or he’ll do it.
when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”
Me: *shows to sister*
Sister: This is so sad
Sister: because I’ll never have that
Dude! What the fuck I just said this!
My sister, after reading the post I had just made
What the fuck am I doing on Facebook, I should be on tumblr. Shit! What the fuck was I looking for?
my sister said this moment looked like a mexican soap opera
Best Pickup Line.Ever.
this reminds me of that time my sister yelled at me in her sleep:
“Andrea! Would you rather fight a bear or be mauled by a bear? Because that’s the situation.”
It’s like she’s nightblogging while she sleeps! I wish I had a recorder or could remember half of the shit she says when she’s sleeping.
Our younger brother just left for school and walked past where my sister is sleeping. I guess she wanted to say something along the lines of “have a good day” or something ‘cause this is what happened:
Sister: good night
Brother: did you say good night
Brother: *walks away*
THEY SAID IT THEY SAID THE TITLE
We were watching “fellowship” last night and my sister said this. She was so proud of herself.
File this under #Shit My Sister Says