My sister and I were talking about awesome places when suddenly:

Sister: If Pacheco [her boyfriend] took me to Disneyland (or World) and proposed to me, I’d have to say yes!
Sister: And then I’d have to marry him
Me: Well, you could say yes and then “change your mind”
Sister: No I couldn’t
Me: Why
Sister: Because that would show that he fuckin’ knows me
Me: *starts cracking up*
Sister: So don’t EVER fucking tell him or he’ll do it.

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

Me: *shows to sister*

Sister: This is so sad

Me: Why?

Sister: because I’ll never have that

my sister said this moment looked like a mexican soap opera

xcolorfulveinsx:

Best Pickup Line.Ever.

OMFG 

this reminds me of that time my sister yelled at me in her sleep:

“Andrea! Would you rather fight a bear or be mauled by a bear? Because that’s the situation.”

It’s like she’s nightblogging while she sleeps! I wish I had a recorder or could remember half of the shit she says when she’s sleeping.  

Our younger brother just left for school and walked past where my sister is sleeping. I guess she wanted to say something along the lines of “have a good day” or something ‘cause this is what happened:

Sister: good night
Brother: did you say good night
Sister:
Brother:
Sister: yeah
Brother: *walks away*

captainwarbuckle:

THEY SAID IT THEY SAID THE TITLE 

We were watching “fellowship” last night and my sister said this. She was so proud of herself.

File this under #Shit My Sister Says